old people in those buggy things that drive in the middle of the road doing 2mph.

every county council in the country.

gordon brown.

into room 101!

Jeremy Kyle.

Lidl. Which incidentally is where people who go on Jeremy Kyle shop!

Buses, cyclists and Black Cabs! Throw em' in the bin and clear the streets of London for good.

People at shop cash tills that are on the mobile and you are next in the queue!

Out

Joe

I'd put in all those claiming jobseekers that spend all day down the pub in there for sure.
The labour party as they've royal f**ked us and done repeated u-turns since getting into government.

People that try to 'sell' you things instead of letting you take your time and make a choice.

Waiters that look everywhere but at you.

Companies that insist that you have to do everything their way because they have a system.

Those address finder thingy's on t'internet that never find your address.

Car manafacturers that put filling pipes and indicator washer/wiper stalks on different sides on cars.

Foreigners that put steering wheels the wrong side on cars and turn the roads round the wrong way!!!

Credit card companies that put silver squares on both ends of a credit card.

Web sites with contact forms on the front page and no real info.

False testimonials on web sites.

Testimonials.

Collar and ties.

TV adverts for 'personal' products.

TV programmes that keep going back and forth on different subjects instead of dealing with one at a time.

Any 'reality' TV - I want escapism!

Gyms that give you stupid induction sessions with ignorant mouth breathing spotty oiks.

People that wear baseball caps indoors, in restuarants and particularly when eating a meal with a date!!

Small print.

Fit people.

Good looking people.

Ugly people

People that speak too quietly.

Anyone who says "awesome" apart from in the Czech Republic where it means the number 8 and the word 'bitch' means whip (now THAT'S a language to teach in....)

I'm nowhere near finishing but I've run out of time.....

Grumpy old man.

annnnnnnd....... Breeeeeeeaaaathhhhhhh Steve

DJ's who laugh way more than the joke demanded. Particularly when they're interviewing a "celeb" and feel the need to belly laugh at everything they say!

Pissheads that like to shout and argue with each other incoherently outside your house at 4am. In you go!

(1) People Parking in disabled spaces when there not disabled

(2) Those people that feel they need to park as close to Morrisons Entrance as possible(squeezing into small gaps) and those that wait for somone to finish putting there shopping in the boot and to pull out.

ARGGGG THERES 100 MORE SPACES AT THE BACK OF THE CAR PARK YOU LAZY GITS!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Moyles,Comedy dave et al!
We actually pay these tools wages! X

People who park across your drive way blocking you in or out. grrrrr
(I've just shunted someone off my driveway for doing so.)

jeez steve

were you waiting for this room 101 or just feeling a tad would up today?

insurance salesmen

double glazing salesmen

mobile phone call centre staff who keep cutting me off after 20 mins on hold

people who drop call me because they are too tight to pay for a 5 min phone call.

majorly overweight people wearing lycra

seriously skinny people in lycra with sweatbands on.

people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )

ignorant, spotty shop assistants who chew gum, point like a feckin road sign and say nothing when you ask where something is in the supermarket.

erm....

more later
Craig

Craig wrote:

people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )

through life experiance i have found there is a distinct difference between peeing 'in' the pool, and peeing 'into' the pool.

something to think about

I'm the original grumpy old man Craig - Want some more?

Banks that you can never get through to on the phone when you want something and then ring you at all hours at home with a 'courtesy call' - and they don't want to know when start complaining!

Anyone that starts a telephone conversation with "are you the telephone account holder", I usually ask for their home tel no and tell them I'll ring them when they're at home... If it's a woman I ask her what she's wearing....

Youngsters that call you 'dude' or 'homey'...

Young men with trousers that don't fit, they're just asking to have them pulled down and then be pushed over!

Companies that you know you'll have to phone again and again and again and speak to a different person each time called something like Rasthemaarianandhtensomething to get anything changed, sent, or ordered.

Delivery company Ninjas that sneak up to your front door and drop cards that say 'we tried to deliver a parcel today but you were out' when you weren't and they even managed it without the 3 dogs barking!!!!

Car salesmen who will tell you how marvelous a car is when they sell it and then how terrible it is when you want to part exchange it...

People that phone you up to join your dojo and start lecturing you about the martial art you've been teaching for 40 years because they're not a 'beginner' they got their yellow belt in their last club some 10 years ago...

People that are only interested in the cost of training and not the training in itself...

People that want to 'do a deal' on the cost of training...

Parents that are too lazy to bring their kids training and then blame the kids when they want to stop...

Ninja Borrowers that live under the floorboards and hide and steal every important document that you ever want to find....

Old women that wear cheap perfume that mixes with their body odour to form the foulest stench this side of hell...

Women that put make up on with a hand grenade....

Adverts that say that this child has to walk 15 miles every day to get water..... Just move closer for christs sake, you only live in a mud hut!!!!

'Free Gift' is a stupid statement. Any gift is free - it's what the bloody word means!!!

Whooping and shouting "all right" "get it on" etc at any American meeting and in the studios in gyms when doing Tae Bo or Body Combat when others are trying to train outside...

Police that never turn up when you call them but always want to record your name, address, DOB, colour of toilet paper etc....

Wii..... the name says it all....

Businesses that put their 'system' before the customer, do they relly expect us all to fit in to their needs?

I remember someone asking a Buddhist friend how come he did all that meditating and still got grumpy and lost his temper... he replied "you should have seen me before i started meditating!"

I've only stopped to breathe in.....