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    Post by Abnett on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:02 pm

    People who park across your drive way blocking you in or out. grrrrr
    (I've just shunted someone off my driveway for doing so.)
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    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:19 pm

    jeez steve

    were you waiting for this room 101 or just feeling a tad would up today? Shocked

    insurance salesmen

    double glazing salesmen

    mobile phone call centre staff who keep cutting me off after 20 mins on hold

    people who drop call me because they are too tight to pay for a 5 min phone call.

    majorly overweight people wearing lycra No

    seriously skinny people in lycra with sweatbands on.

    people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )

    ignorant, spotty shop assistants who chew gum, point like a feckin road sign and say nothing when you ask where something is in the supermarket.

    erm....

    more later
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    Post by D.Hughes on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:22 pm

    Craig wrote:

    people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )

    through life experiance i have found there is a distinct difference between peeing 'in' the pool, and peeing 'into' the pool.

    something to think about Wink

    lol!


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    Post by Steve Rowe on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:58 pm

    I'm the original grumpy old man Craig Very Happy - Want some more?

    Banks that you can never get through to on the phone when you want something and then ring you at all hours at home with a 'courtesy call' - and they don't want to know when start complaining!

    Anyone that starts a telephone conversation with "are you the telephone account holder", I usually ask for their home tel no and tell them I'll ring them when they're at home... If it's a woman I ask her what she's wearing....

    Youngsters that call you 'dude' or 'homey'...

    Young men with trousers that don't fit, they're just asking to have them pulled down and then be pushed over!

    Companies that you know you'll have to phone again and again and again and speak to a different person each time called something like Rasthemaarianandhtensomething to get anything changed, sent, or ordered.

    Delivery company Ninjas that sneak up to your front door and drop cards that say 'we tried to deliver a parcel today but you were out' when you weren't and they even managed it without the 3 dogs barking!!!!

    Car salesmen who will tell you how marvelous a car is when they sell it and then how terrible it is when you want to part exchange it...

    People that phone you up to join your dojo and start lecturing you about the martial art you've been teaching for 40 years because they're not a 'beginner' they got their yellow belt in their last club some 10 years ago...

    People that are only interested in the cost of training and not the training in itself...

    People that want to 'do a deal' on the cost of training...

    Parents that are too lazy to bring their kids training and then blame the kids when they want to stop...

    Ninja Borrowers that live under the floorboards and hide and steal every important document that you ever want to find....

    Old women that wear cheap perfume that mixes with their body odour to form the foulest stench this side of hell...

    Women that put make up on with a hand grenade....

    Adverts that say that this child has to walk 15 miles every day to get water..... Just move closer for christs sake, you only live in a mud hut!!!!

    'Free Gift' is a stupid statement. Any gift is free - it's what the bloody word means!!!

    Whooping and shouting "all right" "get it on" etc at any American meeting and in the studios in gyms when doing Tae Bo or Body Combat when others are trying to train outside...

    Police that never turn up when you call them but always want to record your name, address, DOB, colour of toilet paper etc....

    Wii..... the name says it all....

    Businesses that put their 'system' before the customer, do they relly expect us all to fit in to their needs?

    I remember someone asking a Buddhist friend how come he did all that meditating and still got grumpy and lost his temper... he replied "you should have seen me before i started meditating!"

    I've only stopped to breathe in.....
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    Post by Al Peasland on Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:11 pm

    lol!
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    Post by Abnett on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:07 pm

    Steve that's awesome! Keep it coming! I like the ninja delivery guy one! That's happened to me today. I've been sat by my front window since 9am and i didn't see any van or delivery guy, yet i've got the drop notification! Embarassed
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    Post by Guest on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:33 pm

    Absolutely first class Steve
    Fantastic mate.

    keep them coming people

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    Post by Les Turpin on Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:16 pm

    those spoilt brats on MTV's 'my sweet 16' ,

    they have no idea about reality , its the parents fault too.
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    Post by Mick Tully on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:12 pm

    Fo'sho!
    What about that oxygen thief Gok Wan?
    How to look good naked in the worst economic climate ever?
    Sod it all reality tv shows should go in,
    even the one i was in!
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    Post by karma on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:00 pm

    Oxygen thief .That just cracked me right up lol!
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    Post by Mick Tully on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:07 am

    Just spreading smiles kru price!
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    Post by Davey on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:41 am

    what about those people that have to drive that close behind you, you cant even see ttere headlamps?

    Why do they do it? it only makes me slow down to like 10 mph or less untill they get the point and over take giving me hand signals, which I find quite funny cos I got the reaction I wanted Smile
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    Post by Al Peasland on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:28 am

    tenants who don't pay their rent on time!

    if room 101 has an outside bit, maybe like a bit of room 101 wasteland - thats where those rent dodging free-loaders are going!!!
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    Post by Mick Tully on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:49 pm

    How about sending them to the phantom zone? A la General Zod,Ursa & Non?
    Time for eviction?
    I'll play davina for you....like i said oxygen thieves x
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    Post by moldeeside on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:52 am

    Here we go.........
    Holding doors for people who then waft through and look at you like you`re brown and whiffy and just come out of a dogs bum
    People who put sweet wrappers back in the bag
    drivers who don`t use their indicators
    Cold calling - door to door or by phone
    Bullies of any type
    Dropping your ice cream on the floor

    That`ll do for now, I`m going for some herbal tea and some deep breaths.

    grrrr.....
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    Post by karma on Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:31 pm

    The Kn*bhead who stole my 2.99 sunglasses out of my car last night.I mean c'mon. scratch
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    Post by Les Turpin on Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:40 pm

    people that say yes to your tiling then the next day say they dont like the color.......

    like cause it dont go off overnight or anything like that ...ohhh noooo
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    Post by Mick Tully on Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:48 pm

    Mince pies,mulled wine & stllen
    bah humbug waistline x
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    Post by Mick Tully on Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:48 pm

    Mince pies,mulled wine & stllen
    bah humbug waistline mick x
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    Post by Steve Rowe on Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:52 pm

    You had 2 helpings Mick? Smile
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    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:59 pm

    Probably Rolling Eyes

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    lol!
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    Post by Mick Tully on Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:56 am

    Theres an echo in here! X

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