How about this for a pet

here you go guys

the ultimate companion for a body building lifestyle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-467985/Meet-Incredible-Hulk-Hounds.html

How odd

Fook me, scary looking dog, im sure its nice

You'd have to be barking to own one of those.

Breakfast; Steroids and 15 miles run.

Lunch; Steroids, Bench Press, Deadlifts and Squats.

Dinner; Steroids, Boxing, Thai Boxing, Wrestling,

Sleep; Steroids.

Its all sad really to get the animal to that deegre.

the dog has a defect that means his muscles double up. every muscle on his body has another muscle on top of it. he aint eating steriods, he has a condition.

Yeah - thats what all the steroids addicts say!

Imagine that dog with a burglar entering the premises....

Better still

" Im off to tesco babe, am taking the dog as the car is low on petrol "

Saddle up and off you go