Olympics - Missing Sports

Over the years there have been lots of sports that have taken out of the olympic games
Tug-o-war
Golf
Cricket
Jeu de paume (I think I had that a few years back but the antibiotics soon cleared it up)
Roque ???

So I got to thinking

What sports would you like to see IN the Olympics???

Cage Fighting perhaps?

Muay Thai

Sambo Wrestling

Capoera

That volley ball game where you only use kicks, no hands, I think it comes from Thailand.

Not that I'm watching the Olympics anyway, lol........but if these were in maybe I would!

Yeah - I can think of a few others that would encourage me to watch more - but this is a family forum

Long live the ladies beach volley ball - thats all I can say, although, the minute it starts to resemble the volley ball at a nudist camp - I'm switching off!

Great suggestions though.

Some proper Muay Thai would be great

Darts

Isn't that just a poor man's javelin?

catching the javlin

Axe Throwing

After all they have the hammer,

maybe some other garden orientated sports also. ?

Competition Frisbee

Mud wrestling

Purring (shin kicking)

Stick Fighting

Chav bashing?

sorry - not very PC of me perhaps!

Strong man?

Jelly wrestling :-)

The game of the ability to drink pints all night and being able to remember where you live, what your name is and to walk in a straight line!

On a more interesting note: Stick sparring !

And Al – stop it on the chavs I am proud to live in the king town of chavs!;-)

Tigger

You WISH you lived in the king town, spent a day in cov recently?
Chavs breed like they are trying to increase their numbers exponentially incase Mick T goes round kicking them like lamposts.

Jelly wrestling sounds like fun.

And Al

Shame on you mate.... Chav bashing indeed.
I am not wearing the same attire as them to bash them mate. I dont look good in plaid. Better still Ill take the sticks and swing wildy one after the other.

Next sport.
Melted choc wrestling..... In Bikinis, me being ref of course.

Craig - you're sick

Why on earth would I want to see 2 guys in spandex wrestling around in melted chocolate?

Perhaps you need to be more specific on the rules for the sport

I reckon they should do a retro Olympics - same sports as many years ago and wearing the same clobber, using the same kit.

Failing that, naked womens volleyball, smothered in melted chocolate with whipped cream for the winning side - sorry, got carried away a bit there!

How about Cheese Rolling!!

Fox Hunting

Tug –of –war!

Bash the rat (yes the rat!)

Welly wanging

My jelly wrestling – was actually for women to watch men in jelly – ok even I am worried about my mind now!

I Dunno I make one little post late evening and its Mis-Construed

Rules:

Two Women, Big blow up swimming pool, loads and loads of melted chocolate.
Two very skimpy bikinis, and wrestling to a pin for 20 seconds. Depending on if the pin lasts 20 seconds or not, the winner will be decided on the most created restraint to stop her opponent moving

And just for the record I am NOT sick, I just have an over active imagination, even so it does NOT include men, spandex and chocolate. see above

Tigger.....

Erm well what can be said.... Jelly wresting, I see our trains of thought are not too far apart.

Barrel jumping, on either roller blades or ice skates, with little padding for more incentive to clear the obstacles.

The way things are going these days, why not the:

PS3 / Xbox / Wii Challenge

Also:

Jousting
Tossing the Caber
Drunken Boxing

Origami
And
Catch the Chicken (it looked good in the Rocky film)

Tony. T

Dang

Next thing you know we will all be getting together every 4 years for our own version of the olympics. With all the events listed here.

Craig - you remember the last time I said "That was a good idea" and a day later this forum was built......

Well, I think your suggestion is a great idea - The Self Defence Forum Olympics

Get started mate - I'll see if I can rustle up some Red Bull Promo Girls for the mud wrestling ;-)

Hmmmm.....

Dont think this could be one I can do on my own.
How come you always get the fun part of the job??

Hey how about a few F1 drivers for the girls!

Right if we are off down this road! - I feel the need for my rules to my jelly wrestling:

1) fit men
2) men with money
3) men in tight shorts and nothing else
4) some jelly – or not it is merely an additional cost!

yep that about covers it!

Sorry Tigger, I'd love to compete but unfortunately I have already signed up for the roll of chief female mud wrestling g-string post fight hosing and rinsing technician - gotta make sure the girls are all mud-free for the medal ceremony

Otherwise I would have obviously fitted in with your criteria perfectly - I even like jelly!

I am afraid I have to pass also

As like Al I already have a post lined up,
Female choc wrestling pre fight bikini checker and referee.

Otherwise id be happy to take part. unfortunately me and Al get jobs like this to make sure everything runs smooth.

You could ask the Tully monster though

I am trying to hide my disappointment….

I can imagine you would both take your responsibilities very seriously!

You are both tarts!

Sorry - I've just had to run off to be rather ill at the thought of Mick T in a spandex leotard limbering up for a spot of jelly wrestling



oh oh - there I go again...........

sorry - gotta dash