Favourite Taglines

A quick post just for a giggle - not sure if Tagline is the correct word but here's an example

Marc Mcfann
Tap, Snap or Nap

Dave just put a quote on another post about knife fighting
Winners Drip, Loser Gush

Anyone got any otehr favourites?

Keep em clean ;-)

******* **** ***** *********

well, you did say keep em clean

cant think of any right now lol. great post though, ill rack my brains for something i always say but never realise lol.

If you dis-believe me
Let pain be your teacher

I was told that soooo many times

Good one

Pain is only weakness leaving your body...

No Doubt No Fear (that is most certainly mine so don't anyone nick it!)

Who Dares Wins (obviously)!

Train Hard Fight Easy.

Train Hard Or Stay Home.

Hi Bob

Who Dares Wins??

Isn't that Del Trotter of Trotters Independant Trading (TIT)?

Sweat more in training, bleed less in war.

I'll save all the Bruce Lee ones for another day

in small print on one of rick fayes MKG tee shirts "if you read this you are in trapping range"
"higher conscience through harder contact"
marc denny
but my all time fave courtesy of the late great sifu larry hartsell
"don't mistake kindness for weakness"

i like that too Mick but i have heard it as Politeness for weakness.

same thing i guess

"when it comes to acquiring information, your only allegiance is to yourself"
my instructor told me that

Quit your jibber jabbering and get some nuts!

Terrorists are the ones with the small bombs.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Minds are like parachutes - they work best open.

The mind of a bigot is like the iris of an eye, the more light you shine on it - the more it contracts.

If you lend someone a fiver and never see them again - it was probably worth it.

Carpe Diem - seize the day.

hahahaha. those are great Steve!
that snickers ad rocks

Mick Tully wrote:"don't mistake kindness for weakness"

That's one of my all time favourites.

Also really like

"Walk quietly but carry a big stick"

one i use a fair bit when teaching is, "If in doubt just hit"

Ah... when I'm teaching...

If you want to do it right, simply, don't do it wrong.

Work at a speed that means that you can do it correctly.

Sink the chest and raise the back.

Tongue to the top palette. (means shut up and listen as well as joining the CV and GV).

You have 2 eyes, 2 ears and only one mouth for a reason.

Connect internally by letting go and softening.

Take your finger of the transmission button so you can receive.

Take the handbrake off before you move.

Do you want to be the mini pulling away from the lights or the Porsche?

Mindset and intention is everything.

pure quality Mr.Rowe !!!
on both postsx
also Stuart....
the walk quietly quote is that from Teddy Rooselvelt?
x

It is Mick, also it is supposedly an old African proverb. But hey, who knows where it came from!

"Be nice ,until it's time not t be nice" Dalton Roadhouse

yeah i like that one too Karma

“I owe my solitude to other people.”

“Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.”

“Reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.”

All by Alan Watts

"If at first you don't succeed...then sky diving is not for you."

A friend in need............. is a pain in the backside

One of my favourites - but perhaps not very "pc"....

Beauty is only skin deep......... but Ugly goes right to the bone
sorry

When in doubt, get someone else to do it, that way you dont get the grief.

If we have limits they are self imposed
If men are all the same why are women so choosy
The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
If you carry on doing what you've always done you will only get what you have always got
Opinons are like a**holes everyone has one
I wont argue with you, theres no point in having a battle of wits with an unarmed man
The pessimist, someone who moans about the noise when opportunity knocks

Crackin Dave

Nice one mate.

have used the " battle of wits " one before, worked a treat lol.

or when stood with 3 friends of mine arguing at the pub, tried to rope me in to take sides with each other, my reply was simple.

" I dont want a battle of wits, esp with Dum, F&%$, and Half " now sup up its going home time.

their faces were sheer disbelief.