Room 101

A little light hearted relief

What would you sling into your Room 101 - never to be seen again, if you had the chance?

I'll start the proceedings with.........

crocs!
Those mad plastic/rubber shoes
In particular - Families who have a pair for each family member and insist on all wearing them at the same time!
Who on earth told us they were cool and fasionable

Next please.........

Speed Cameras, Traffic Wardens, and half of the population of London.

Ikea

Women that think pouting is sexy! what is that all about you look like fish get a grip women.

People that sit in the windows at costa coffee thinking they are the dogs back wheels just because they pay 4.50 for coffee. you dont talk and act like that at home! get a fcuking grip!

Ohh and people that let there dogs shit on playgrounds. er children play there ass wipe...

Never knew i was that tightly wound today. hey ho.

Brussels sprouts , tele-sales and those nutters who can't just put up a few deco's for christmas but turn their whole into a beacon of lights that can be seen from mars

lets be honest, that was just an excuse to use the alien emoticon wasnt it

People who join the motorway at 50 mph slower than the rest of the motorway traffic

and sticking with the motorway theme

Those pretend police "traffic officers". Whilst I'm certain they do a fantastic and worthy job and one which I would rather them than me - considering some of the sights they must see; Why must they insist on whacking on their flashing lights and coning off absolutely everything. Causing miles and miles of grid lock due to one car with a puncture!

I actually witnessed them coning off the hard shoulder cos a swan was walking along it. They then stood staring at the swan. Not sure what they did with all the cones if the swan decided to walk a bit farther up the hard shoulder!

lol. thats priceless Al.
if youcheck out my facebook pics, you will see a tunisian white van driver i took a photo of trying to get his van off of a concrete bollard he ran over. god knows how he got over the thing, but it was hella funny!

mmmmmmm, guess that means i shouldnt wear my crocs around you then al !!!!!!! But have you tried them on, very comfy!!!!!!!Come on guys and gals who owns them!!! Be brave al will get over it!!!!

Otherwise my pet hate is people who wait at junctions, then pull out in front of you, even though there is nothing behind you, then do less than the speed limit!!!

people that dont say thanks when i have let them in or out of a turning.

ignorant twats

I have some off road crocs, very chunky, so do my mrs and kids...Come on al you dont know what your missing.

LOL your right Pete just wanted to use the little martian. And of course I meant to say whole House .Perhaps I should also add my typing to the list

Ha - I'm feeling the love for the crocs from you guys

Not convinced though - the only positive you have to offer is that they are comfy.

Moving off the topic off traffic related Room 101, I'd like to also place

Old people who insist on going into town shopping on Saturdays when they've had all week to do it. And then decide to walk really slowly and for no apparent reason, Stop right in front of you causing a multi-pedestrian pileup behind them

What about going to the gym and the running machines are full of ladies who think they are walking around the super market and are having a chat or on the bikes reading hello magazine .
Into 101

I love the blokes in the gym who feel the need to lift weights far heavier than they actually can, doing dumbell curls without actually straightening their arms - instead, just rocking their body forwards and backwards to swing the weight up

Or how about those that set the treadmill to a steep incline to do some up-hill power walking, but then hang backwards off the handles to make it easier

old people in those buggy things that drive in the middle of the road doing 2mph.

every county council in the country.

gordon brown.

into room 101!

Jeremy Kyle.

Lidl. Which incidentally is where people who go on Jeremy Kyle shop!

Buses, cyclists and Black Cabs! Throw em' in the bin and clear the streets of London for good.

People at shop cash tills that are on the mobile and you are next in the queue!

Out

Joe

I'd put in all those claiming jobseekers that spend all day down the pub in there for sure.
The labour party as they've royal f**ked us and done repeated u-turns since getting into government.

People that try to 'sell' you things instead of letting you take your time and make a choice.

Waiters that look everywhere but at you.

Companies that insist that you have to do everything their way because they have a system.

Those address finder thingy's on t'internet that never find your address.

Car manafacturers that put filling pipes and indicator washer/wiper stalks on different sides on cars.

Foreigners that put steering wheels the wrong side on cars and turn the roads round the wrong way!!!

Credit card companies that put silver squares on both ends of a credit card.

Web sites with contact forms on the front page and no real info.

False testimonials on web sites.

Testimonials.

Collar and ties.

TV adverts for 'personal' products.

TV programmes that keep going back and forth on different subjects instead of dealing with one at a time.

Any 'reality' TV - I want escapism!

Gyms that give you stupid induction sessions with ignorant mouth breathing spotty oiks.

People that wear baseball caps indoors, in restuarants and particularly when eating a meal with a date!!

Small print.

Fit people.

Good looking people.

Ugly people

People that speak too quietly.

Anyone who says "awesome" apart from in the Czech Republic where it means the number 8 and the word 'bitch' means whip (now THAT'S a language to teach in....)

I'm nowhere near finishing but I've run out of time.....

Grumpy old man.

annnnnnnd....... Breeeeeeeaaaathhhhhhh Steve

DJ's who laugh way more than the joke demanded. Particularly when they're interviewing a "celeb" and feel the need to belly laugh at everything they say!

Pissheads that like to shout and argue with each other incoherently outside your house at 4am. In you go!

(1) People Parking in disabled spaces when there not disabled

(2) Those people that feel they need to park as close to Morrisons Entrance as possible(squeezing into small gaps) and those that wait for somone to finish putting there shopping in the boot and to pull out.

ARGGGG THERES 100 MORE SPACES AT THE BACK OF THE CAR PARK YOU LAZY GITS!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Moyles,Comedy dave et al!
We actually pay these tools wages! X