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People who park across your drive way blocking you in or out. grrrrr
(I've just shunted someone off my driveway for doing so.)
(I've just shunted someone off my driveway for doing so.)
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Room 101
Abnett- Posts : 268
Join date : 2008-06-25
Age : 41
Location : Newcastle Upon Tyne
Guest- Guest
jeez steve
were you waiting for this room 101 or just feeling a tad would up today?
insurance salesmen
double glazing salesmen
mobile phone call centre staff who keep cutting me off after 20 mins on hold
people who drop call me because they are too tight to pay for a 5 min phone call.
majorly overweight people wearing lycra
seriously skinny people in lycra with sweatbands on.
people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )
ignorant, spotty shop assistants who chew gum, point like a feckin road sign and say nothing when you ask where something is in the supermarket.
erm....
more later
Craig
were you waiting for this room 101 or just feeling a tad would up today?
insurance salesmen
double glazing salesmen
mobile phone call centre staff who keep cutting me off after 20 mins on hold
people who drop call me because they are too tight to pay for a 5 min phone call.
majorly overweight people wearing lycra
seriously skinny people in lycra with sweatbands on.
people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )
ignorant, spotty shop assistants who chew gum, point like a feckin road sign and say nothing when you ask where something is in the supermarket.
erm....
more later
Craig
D.Hughes- Admin
- Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-06-13
Age : 52
Location : Coventry, UK
Craig wrote:
people who take a whizz in swimming pools ( get a grip ya lazy barstewards )
through life experiance i have found there is a distinct difference between peeing 'in' the pool, and peeing 'into' the pool.
something to think about
Steve Rowe- Posts : 143
Join date : 2008-06-17
I'm the original grumpy old man Craig 
- Want some more?
Banks that you can never get through to on the phone when you want something and then ring you at all hours at home with a 'courtesy call' - and they don't want to know when start complaining!
Anyone that starts a telephone conversation with "are you the telephone account holder", I usually ask for their home tel no and tell them I'll ring them when they're at home... If it's a woman I ask her what she's wearing....
Youngsters that call you 'dude' or 'homey'...
Young men with trousers that don't fit, they're just asking to have them pulled down and then be pushed over!
Companies that you know you'll have to phone again and again and again and speak to a different person each time called something like Rasthemaarianandhtensomething to get anything changed, sent, or ordered.
Delivery company Ninjas that sneak up to your front door and drop cards that say 'we tried to deliver a parcel today but you were out' when you weren't and they even managed it without the 3 dogs barking!!!!
Car salesmen who will tell you how marvelous a car is when they sell it and then how terrible it is when you want to part exchange it...
People that phone you up to join your dojo and start lecturing you about the martial art you've been teaching for 40 years because they're not a 'beginner' they got their yellow belt in their last club some 10 years ago...
People that are only interested in the cost of training and not the training in itself...
People that want to 'do a deal' on the cost of training...
Parents that are too lazy to bring their kids training and then blame the kids when they want to stop...
Ninja Borrowers that live under the floorboards and hide and steal every important document that you ever want to find....
Old women that wear cheap perfume that mixes with their body odour to form the foulest stench this side of hell...
Women that put make up on with a hand grenade....
Adverts that say that this child has to walk 15 miles every day to get water..... Just move closer for christs sake, you only live in a mud hut!!!!
'Free Gift' is a stupid statement. Any gift is free - it's what the bloody word means!!!
Whooping and shouting "all right" "get it on" etc at any American meeting and in the studios in gyms when doing Tae Bo or Body Combat when others are trying to train outside...
Police that never turn up when you call them but always want to record your name, address, DOB, colour of toilet paper etc....
Wii..... the name says it all....
Businesses that put their 'system' before the customer, do they relly expect us all to fit in to their needs?
I remember someone asking a Buddhist friend how come he did all that meditating and still got grumpy and lost his temper... he replied "you should have seen me before i started meditating!"
I've only stopped to breathe in.....
- Want some more?Banks that you can never get through to on the phone when you want something and then ring you at all hours at home with a 'courtesy call' - and they don't want to know when start complaining!
Anyone that starts a telephone conversation with "are you the telephone account holder", I usually ask for their home tel no and tell them I'll ring them when they're at home... If it's a woman I ask her what she's wearing....
Youngsters that call you 'dude' or 'homey'...
Young men with trousers that don't fit, they're just asking to have them pulled down and then be pushed over!
Companies that you know you'll have to phone again and again and again and speak to a different person each time called something like Rasthemaarianandhtensomething to get anything changed, sent, or ordered.
Delivery company Ninjas that sneak up to your front door and drop cards that say 'we tried to deliver a parcel today but you were out' when you weren't and they even managed it without the 3 dogs barking!!!!
Car salesmen who will tell you how marvelous a car is when they sell it and then how terrible it is when you want to part exchange it...
People that phone you up to join your dojo and start lecturing you about the martial art you've been teaching for 40 years because they're not a 'beginner' they got their yellow belt in their last club some 10 years ago...
People that are only interested in the cost of training and not the training in itself...
People that want to 'do a deal' on the cost of training...
Parents that are too lazy to bring their kids training and then blame the kids when they want to stop...
Ninja Borrowers that live under the floorboards and hide and steal every important document that you ever want to find....
Old women that wear cheap perfume that mixes with their body odour to form the foulest stench this side of hell...
Women that put make up on with a hand grenade....
Adverts that say that this child has to walk 15 miles every day to get water..... Just move closer for christs sake, you only live in a mud hut!!!!
'Free Gift' is a stupid statement. Any gift is free - it's what the bloody word means!!!
Whooping and shouting "all right" "get it on" etc at any American meeting and in the studios in gyms when doing Tae Bo or Body Combat when others are trying to train outside...
Police that never turn up when you call them but always want to record your name, address, DOB, colour of toilet paper etc....
Wii..... the name says it all....
Businesses that put their 'system' before the customer, do they relly expect us all to fit in to their needs?
I remember someone asking a Buddhist friend how come he did all that meditating and still got grumpy and lost his temper... he replied "you should have seen me before i started meditating!"
I've only stopped to breathe in.....
Al Peasland- Admin
- Posts : 1051
Join date : 2008-06-15
Location : Northampton
Abnett- Posts : 268
Join date : 2008-06-25
Age : 41
Location : Newcastle Upon Tyne
Steve that's awesome! Keep it coming! I like the ninja delivery guy one! That's happened to me today. I've been sat by my front window since 9am and i didn't see any van or delivery guy, yet i've got the drop notification! 
Guest- Guest
Absolutely first class Steve
Fantastic mate.
keep them coming people
Craig
Fantastic mate.
keep them coming people
Craig
Les Turpin- Posts : 282
Join date : 2008-06-24
Age : 57
Location : aveley
those spoilt brats on MTV's 'my sweet 16' ,
they have no idea about reality , its the parents fault too.
they have no idea about reality , its the parents fault too.
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
Fo'sho!
What about that oxygen thief Gok Wan?
How to look good naked in the worst economic climate ever?
Sod it all reality tv shows should go in,
even the one i was in!
Mick x
What about that oxygen thief Gok Wan?
How to look good naked in the worst economic climate ever?
Sod it all reality tv shows should go in,
even the one i was in!
Mick x
karma- Posts : 124
Join date : 2008-06-16
Age : 53
Oxygen thief .That just cracked me right up
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
Just spreading smiles kru price!
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Davey- Posts : 260
Join date : 2008-10-08
Age : 52
Location : Coventry
what about those people that have to drive that close behind you, you cant even see ttere headlamps?
Why do they do it? it only makes me slow down to like 10 mph or less untill they get the point and over take giving me hand signals, which I find quite funny cos I got the reaction I wanted
Why do they do it? it only makes me slow down to like 10 mph or less untill they get the point and over take giving me hand signals, which I find quite funny cos I got the reaction I wanted
Al Peasland- Admin
- Posts : 1051
Join date : 2008-06-15
Location : Northampton
tenants who don't pay their rent on time!
if room 101 has an outside bit, maybe like a bit of room 101 wasteland - thats where those rent dodging free-loaders are going!!!
if room 101 has an outside bit, maybe like a bit of room 101 wasteland - thats where those rent dodging free-loaders are going!!!
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
How about sending them to the phantom zone? A la General Zod,Ursa & Non?
Time for eviction?
I'll play davina for you....like i said oxygen thieves x
Time for eviction?
I'll play davina for you....like i said oxygen thieves x
moldeeside- Posts : 107
Join date : 2008-11-05
Here we go.........
Holding doors for people who then waft through and look at you like you`re brown and whiffy and just come out of a dogs bum
People who put sweet wrappers back in the bag
drivers who don`t use their indicators
Cold calling - door to door or by phone
Bullies of any type
Dropping your ice cream on the floor
That`ll do for now, I`m going for some herbal tea and some deep breaths.
grrrr.....
Holding doors for people who then waft through and look at you like you`re brown and whiffy and just come out of a dogs bum
People who put sweet wrappers back in the bag
drivers who don`t use their indicators
Cold calling - door to door or by phone
Bullies of any type
Dropping your ice cream on the floor
That`ll do for now, I`m going for some herbal tea and some deep breaths.
grrrr.....
karma- Posts : 124
Join date : 2008-06-16
Age : 53
The Kn*bhead who stole my £2.99 sunglasses out of my car last night.I mean c'mon. 
Les Turpin- Posts : 282
Join date : 2008-06-24
Age : 57
Location : aveley
people that say yes to your tiling then the next day say they dont like the color.......
like cause it dont go off overnight or anything like that ...ohhh noooo
like cause it dont go off overnight or anything like that ...ohhh noooo
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
Mince pies,mulled wine & stöllen
bah humbug waistline x
bah humbug waistline x
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
Mince pies,mulled wine & stöllen
bah humbug waistline mick x
bah humbug waistline mick x
Steve Rowe- Posts : 143
Join date : 2008-06-17
You had 2 helpings Mick?
Mick Tully- Moderator
- Posts : 833
Join date : 2008-06-14
Age : 55
Location : coventry
Theres an echo in here! X