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    Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:39 pm

    Now there I was just surfing the net,
    and came across this which I found on a video site.

    http://break.com/index/self-defense-dorks.html

    makes you wonder.

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Al Peasland on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:16 am

    Laughing
    bounce

    Great stuff - do you think they'd be interested in teaching on the Feb seminar? Smile

    You really need to review the websites you're surfing on Craig Laughing

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:31 am

    Hey Dont bloody start on me Al lol

    I dont have sites like that in my favourites, I was just looking up some dvds and this was one of the links that popped up.

    The thought did cross my mind for the feb seminar on WHAT NOT TO DO affraid

    lol!

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by moldeeside on Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:42 pm

    Mind you, that awesome combination of 70s porn mootash, half mast stonewashed jeans and blindingly white socks may even have reduced Steve Morris to tears of laughter. While he`s disabled they can move in with a deadly bald head / false glasses combo.

    Reminds me of the monty python `self defence against soft fruit` sketch.

    I wondered why this february seminar was only a tenner, we`re going to have the chuckle brothers turn up and dazzle us with their `to mi to yu` kata.

    Awesome clip Craig, I`ve now lost any remaining shred of respect I once had for you. Sick monkey. Cash waiting if you`ve got stonewashed jeans and white socks on when I meet you at the seminar !!

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:57 pm

    Hey Mol

    Nice of you to take the time and sit down and contribute to our humble place.

    Have you worked up yet to your defence against soft fruit or are you still smacking people around with fluffy pillows in your pink slippers, while after landing the finishing blow ( IF you have been training correctly ). then dances around singing and doing the actions to YMCA in the living room while your training partner spits out feathers to sing along with you?

    if not, id suggest you start with the to mi to yu kata as you have stated as you seem to know more about that side of training than I. how can this be you may ask? well.... while I do not own pink fluffy slippers, and do not know the above kata I try and stick with training which I know works buddy
    Very Happy

    if however you know the above kata, can you please post a clip next time you train in the relevant training gear as id love to see you on the feb seminar all ready to go.
    please dont turn up dressed like its a pyjama party. with soft fruit in hand thinking you have mastered the basics. Shocked

    All the best with your training mate, and if you cannot find relevant pillows cushions are a nice alternative, just make sure your partner turns the zip on the said cushion towards them, as we dont want you losing an eye as you will need them both working to see how training is supposed to be done on the 21st. Very Happy

    ps
    good to hear from you mate,
    drop me a mail when you get five and let me know how your training is going.

    speak soon mate
    Craig
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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by D.Hughes on Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:00 pm

    now now ladies....

    lol!


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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:02 pm

    Rick

    its past your bedtime.... off ya go little one.

    Shocked

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by moldeeside on Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:08 pm

    Calm yourself Craig, I belive your story. It`s easy enough to stumble across the wrong site perfectly innocently. I`ve often found myself looking for the history of north wales castles, or embroidery of the middle ages, and accidentally typed in `bloody big soapy boobies`. Easy mistake to make.

    Training going well thanks, looking forward to the seminar and we put our tree up last week so the house is currently looking like we`ve ram raided `shite xmas decorations `r` us`. But Izzy loves it so happy days.

    keep smiling out there you no good tart, see you february for the seminar.

    mol

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:19 pm

    lmao

    erm with you mate that was no mistake, that was you having the house to yourself, pink fluffy slippers on and passing 10 secons until the mrs comes back Rolling Eyes

    Glad to see all is going well mate, I have to do my deccies this week so will no doubt have a house looking similar to yours, and one which satan ooops i mean santa cannot get his butt down my chimney as I have an electric fireplace.

    im glad my kids at the moment dont see the fact that daddy is always skint after x mas and dont put two and two together. they just think im santa all year round. but who would have it any other way.

    See you in feb mate.
    give my love to the mrs and the little one buddy

    Craig
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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Davey on Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:36 pm

    heheh nearly wet myself watching this, loved the sound effect.

    Aint some of them moves secret black belt techniques hehe Smile

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    Re: Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

    Post by Guest on Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:40 pm

    unfortunately in some places Davey
    They most probably are. Especially the lying on the floor kicking your legs out shouting at your attacker to go away Shocked

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