Dear oh Dear Advertised As Self Defence Instructional.??

Now there I was just surfing the net,
and came across this which I found on a video site.

http://break.com/index/self-defense-dorks.html

makes you wonder.

Great stuff - do you think they'd be interested in teaching on the Feb seminar?

You really need to review the websites you're surfing on Craig

Hey Dont bloody start on me Al lol

I dont have sites like that in my favourites, I was just looking up some dvds and this was one of the links that popped up.

The thought did cross my mind for the feb seminar on WHAT NOT TO DO

Mind you, that awesome combination of 70s porn mootash, half mast stonewashed jeans and blindingly white socks may even have reduced Steve Morris to tears of laughter. While he`s disabled they can move in with a deadly bald head / false glasses combo.

Reminds me of the monty python `self defence against soft fruit` sketch.

I wondered why this february seminar was only a tenner, we`re going to have the chuckle brothers turn up and dazzle us with their `to mi to yu` kata.

Awesome clip Craig, I`ve now lost any remaining shred of respect I once had for you. Sick monkey. Cash waiting if you`ve got stonewashed jeans and white socks on when I meet you at the seminar !!

Hey Mol

Nice of you to take the time and sit down and contribute to our humble place.

Have you worked up yet to your defence against soft fruit or are you still smacking people around with fluffy pillows in your pink slippers, while after landing the finishing blow ( IF you have been training correctly ). then dances around singing and doing the actions to YMCA in the living room while your training partner spits out feathers to sing along with you?

if not, id suggest you start with the to mi to yu kata as you have stated as you seem to know more about that side of training than I. how can this be you may ask? well.... while I do not own pink fluffy slippers, and do not know the above kata I try and stick with training which I know works buddy


if however you know the above kata, can you please post a clip next time you train in the relevant training gear as id love to see you on the feb seminar all ready to go.
please dont turn up dressed like its a pyjama party. with soft fruit in hand thinking you have mastered the basics.

All the best with your training mate, and if you cannot find relevant pillows cushions are a nice alternative, just make sure your partner turns the zip on the said cushion towards them, as we dont want you losing an eye as you will need them both working to see how training is supposed to be done on the 21st.

ps
good to hear from you mate,
drop me a mail when you get five and let me know how your training is going.

speak soon mate
Craig

now now ladies....

Rick

its past your bedtime.... off ya go little one.

Calm yourself Craig, I belive your story. It`s easy enough to stumble across the wrong site perfectly innocently. I`ve often found myself looking for the history of north wales castles, or embroidery of the middle ages, and accidentally typed in `bloody big soapy boobies`. Easy mistake to make.

Training going well thanks, looking forward to the seminar and we put our tree up last week so the house is currently looking like we`ve ram raided `shite xmas decorations `r` us`. But Izzy loves it so happy days.

keep smiling out there you no good tart, see you february for the seminar.

mol

lmao

erm with you mate that was no mistake, that was you having the house to yourself, pink fluffy slippers on and passing 10 secons until the mrs comes back

Glad to see all is going well mate, I have to do my deccies this week so will no doubt have a house looking similar to yours, and one which satan ooops i mean santa cannot get his butt down my chimney as I have an electric fireplace.

im glad my kids at the moment dont see the fact that daddy is always skint after x mas and dont put two and two together. they just think im santa all year round. but who would have it any other way.

See you in feb mate.
give my love to the mrs and the little one buddy

Craig

heheh nearly wet myself watching this, loved the sound effect.

Aint some of them moves secret black belt techniques hehe

unfortunately in some places Davey
They most probably are. Especially the lying on the floor kicking your legs out shouting at your attacker to go away

Craig